February 2012
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Finished creating the red stone suicide machine on...
It pushes blocks around with pistons so that other pistons can get powered so that a mine cart powered rail can get powered so a mine cart can climb up on top of a wall and launch down onto a wooden pressure plate so that pistons can push blocks up and down and around to power other pistons and eventually suffocate the person who pulled the lever by covering them in bricks.
Now time for some...
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Tribse Ascend is in Open Beta testing. →
This game looks fantastic.
pterodactylsftw:
doomf:
Don’t you hate when you accidentally send a text to your mom saying you’re playing with your balls
My mom would assume I was playing Pokemon.
Dear, Google Chrome
You clearly did not update Flash. When you tried, you said that it failed and then gave up. Now, when I try to update it myself you just give me messages that say “Oh, don’t bother yourself, Chrome updates Flash automatically!” Well it didn’t and now there’s no way for me to fix it unless I totally re install chrome because you assumed it would work perfectly every...
defranco:
“Seriously, you say a few hateful things and they don’t let you within a hundred yards of the Oscars. You could literally beat the shit out of a nominee and they’ll ask you to perform TWICE at the Grammys.”
-Seth Rogen commenting on Brett Ratner being kicked off producing the Oscars and comparing it to Chris Brown beating Rihanna.
shutupmerlin:
I heard some people around my age laughing and joking outside on the street
So I pulled down the blind
#And then realised what I had done #And blogged about it #LYF SKILZ
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“Turn On: Guys that are smart or at least talk intelligent”
– Girl on Facebook
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I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
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all of us are the perverts our parents warned us...
I saw Conan O'Brien's lesbian doppelganger on the...
northerngrizzlywarrior:
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wubstepwubster:
thetg replied to your post: I love banana flavored anything
:3
Best gif of all time. I collect Ditto gifs but so far I only have 3 :(
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I'm having a hard time figuring out how to tell my...
