January 2011
I don't need a holiday to get a girl.
but it sure does make it a lot easier.
December 2010
Some advice to guys who don't think they could...
You don’t get to decide whether or not you’re good enough for somebody so stop worrying about it. The only thing that will for sure make you not good enough is obsessing about how you’re not good enough.
It's not enough to say "I'm sorry." You have to...
Just like saying “I’m single.”
I like my women like I like my mathematical logic;
formal and 80% male.
5. If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Reading the list of rules from friends with...
by pausing and playing a youtube video because I couldn’t find the list alone anywhere.
25. If there’s a problem, talk it out.
24. If you can’t talk it out, fuck, then try again.
Oh yeah
My tenth follower was: http://nightmarebc.tumblr.com/
I know, I have so many it’s hard to believe.
The True Gentleman
“The True Gentleman is the man whose conduct proceeds from good will and an acute sense of propriety and whose self-control is equal to all emergencies; who does not make the poor man conscious of his poverty, the obscure man of his obscurity, or any man of his inferiority or deformity; who is himself humbled if necessity compels him to humble another; who does not flatter wealth, cringe...
I saw a post on Facebook
somebody made about how people have changed and people they used to be friends with never talk to them anymore or are just dicks to them. There are probably a lot of people who feel that way about me. It’s unfortunate but it’s a necessary change that a lot of people need to go through. I don’t know how well you knew me if at all, but I was very quiet and rarely did anything...
i hate those commercials that are like
ticklemytallywhacker:
this is a poptart:
and this is a warm, flaky toaster strudel:
BITCH, I LOVE POPTARTS.
500 word essay requirement
I’LL MAKE IT 501 BITCH!
I love Psychology
A study done recently showed that people who are on Facebook a lot are more likely than people who aren’t to use drugs and alcohol. It also showed that people who are “hyper texters” (I believe over 125 texts a day not really a huge amount) are more likely to use drugs, alcohol, and to have sex more often.
Personally I think it’s because on Facebook people are talking...
American Government
final is online with unlimited time…I’m pretty sure the reason the time is unlimited is that our professor knows people will end up going on tumblr while they take it.
Looking at patch notes for LoL
…Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Shit is gonna change.
Don't you love it
when you try to help somebody and they respond with a big fuck you?
A girl told me that men only think with their...
She totally blew my mind.
“I’m going off the grid. No more Franchises, no more botox, no more...”
– from Accepted (2006)
http://www.smbc-comics.com/images/relationshiptheca... →
“Relationship: the Card Game
By Zach Weiner
Idea:
Each player attempts to win the relationship by caring the least. How much you care about a particular
relationship aspect is represented by the value of each card. If you get enough cards from your
opponent(s), your opponent must be a clingy loser, and you win!
…”
Nanosecond
Nanosecond: A unit for measuring the length of flavor in a piece of Fruit Stripe Gum.
Fucking Christ.
Hopefully that’s this bullshit dealt with and gone.
1:29:07 Game of LoL just now
It was intense.
And yeah, we won.
Bleh...bitches.
See: reason I don’t like to date much.
Just to clarify, I don’t mean all women, just the bitches. They be crazy.
YOUR SEX SMELLS LIKE CINNAMON
If there’s a tiger attack…you should fuck.
Watchuncomfortablyfresh:
You go girl.
Black Swan
If anybody hears something about this movie coming out in more theaters let me know. It looks crazy and, I’ve been told, has possibly the sexiest scene in a move ever. Mila Kunis going down on Natalie Portman.
WatchMichael Jackson featuring Akon? Pretty sure it’s Akon with pictures of MJ in the video and using some sound clips of him saying oh yeah and whatnot.
