I just want to get you in bed and disappoint the hell out of you.
January 2011
"Do you like ICP?"
Yeah man, I love internet child porn.
Text: Where is this picture from?
Me: …who are you and how long have you been stalking my profile that you got to a picture I uploaded 2 years ago?
This kid in the lobby has been listening to Black and Yellow over and over again with his headphones loud enough for me to hear it.
I have no problem with this.
Despicable Me
Pharrell
Despicable Me || Pharrell
This is such a wonderful movie~
*Phone rings unknown number*
Hello?
Hey who is this?
Adam.
Adam?
Yeah.
You wanna fuck tonight?
I’m busy.
My roommate took my stamp and put one on our CA.
“I’m not supposed to condone this kind of thing…but this is awesome.”
Business cards just came in.
Pictures later.
Track 11
Somewhere in Brooklyn - Bruno Mars
veni vedi wenti
I came.
I saw.
I left.
