December 2011
Master Yi Guide - TOO BUSY GOTTA PUSH TOP (Summoners Rift)
No matter where you are and what you’re doing say “/all TOO BUSY, GOTTA PUSH TOP”
Examples:
Leona: Yi you’d better have a damn good reason why you weren’t in that team fight.
Yi: /all TOO BUSY, GOTTA PUSH TOP
Announcer: Your team has destroyed a turret.
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Gangplank: Irellia is the only one alive, lets go baron.
Yi: /all TOO BUSY, GOTTA PUSH TOP
Announcer: Your team has destroyed a turret.
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Girlfriend: Why aren’t you texting me?
Yi: /all TOO BUSY, GOTTA PUSH TOP
Girlfriend: What is /all? and what does pushing top mean?
Yi: /all TOO BUSY, GOTTA PUSH TOP
Girlfriend: …alright. I’m going to bed. I love you, good night.
Yi: /all TOO BUSY, GOTTA PUSH TOP
/guide
Your job is now your Time Lord name. The last digit of your phone number is the current regeneration you are in. The nearest clothing item to your right is now the most notable item in your current wardrobe. The last person you texted is your current companion. Your favorite word is now your catchphrase.
1. The College Student
2. M
3. Purple dress shirt
4. My girlfriend
5. Debauchery
November 2011
My girlfriend has 2 followers, my second blog went from 75 yesterday to 83 now.
Singed MIA: Ranked Treeline Team. →
addictedtoleague.tumblr.com
Now that I think of it, I may make a Ranked group for Twisted Treeline. It’s rare that I find anyone who knows the mechanics and methods of being successful in a 3v3 game. I find it would probably be necessary to hold tryouts (most likely through 3v3 normals) and test the knowledge and skill of …
Verbesity
I haven’t done it for a while but I’m pretty sure I can jungle Xin on Treeline. By jungle I mean fight jungle creeps and gank a ton because there aren’t that many jungle creeps on TT. Also I can play solo top/jungle Mundo and of course Tryn because Tryn is almost always instawin on TT.
P.S. I don’t own Mundo but I can get him easily if needed.
I tried to make a chicken farm in real life just like I did in Minecraft.
That farmer was pissed when I started picking up eggs and throwing em on the ground.
“Smoke, weed everyday”
- A homeowner reminding the gardener, who is named Smoke, to remember to weed the garden everyday
I’m very respectful to women.
