December 2011
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Groomsman today!
I’mma wear a tux.
I’m walking down the isle with the bridesmaid who stands across from me and she’s like two feet shorter than me XD
TYPE YOUR NAME: Monica
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: jmnoinhmjiujfs
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: Monica
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: mkbhnix
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and I didn't know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
*man runs into the club shouting*
man: HELP MY FRIEND GOT STABBED OUTSIDE IS THERE A DOCTOR IN HERE PLEASE HELP HIM
mysterious voice: i'm a doctor.
*crowd splits apart revealing dr dre*
dr. dre: show me where your friend is
*man's friend dies because dr. dre isn't a licenced medical practitioner"
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YOU ARE THE OPPOSITE OF BATMAN: I don’t know if... →
shutupmerlin:
I don’t know if I’ve mentioned it, I am quite ill at the moment
I was hearing this weird noise coming from the bathroom and asked my dad to go find out what it was because I am having trouble standing
He said he couldn’t hear anything
Annoyed, I called my mum up to get rid of the noise, but she…
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johnnytheophilus replied to your post: Here I am looking all fashionable
I will take your picture.
Oh? I’m not doing much tomorrow(27th)
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Here I am looking all fashionable
with a purple dress shirt with jacket and jeans. Wearing a purple and black bow tie untied because I can’t figure it out while eating pizza; and I can’t take a picture because all my picture taking things are broken :(
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FUCK YOU TOO INTERNET!
Every set of instructions for how to tie a bow tie is just like
1. Cross the left over the right and put it through the loop that forms.
2. Fold the right part in the middle of the oval.
3. Bring the left part down and fold it the same way.
4.?????
5. BOW TIE!!!!!!
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
I have a bow tie.
It’s purple and black.
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1hr25m Minicraft
I died because I selected my shovel instead of my sword :’(
johnnytheophilus:
never go down on one knee if she’s not willing to go down on both.
Such wisdom from one so young.
Well today I learned something.
The red ring of death is flashing not just solid lights.
:’(
My laptop and my XBox are broken now.
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Well my laptop is fucked.
I might not be posting much for a while :/
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Watchallweesonn:
absolutelychanel:
iamsupergirlbitch:
wench-stain:
808dilly:
What did i just watch. Omg this is amazing.
Is this real? WHERE IS THIS.
this just made every house look like complete shyt
I need those lights… NOW.
omfg
I think I saw something about a house like this a couple years ago that was causing car crashes so they had to take it down.
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My friend went off to sleep and left our Terraria...
So I tried to fight the destroyer on my own while he was AFK. I got it to half health before it despawned because we haven’t set our spawn point at our house yet. Every time I spawned I would just run back to the house while it was killing him and during the time it had to travel between us one of us would always be alive. Until we both died at the same time and he despawned :( There goes...
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Corrupt Bunny Farming.
So it turns out in Terraria that corrupt bunnies give you a lot of money. People who play might have known that, but with the new bunny statues that spawn bunnies you can make them corrupt with vile powder and farm them for money. Or you can set up dart traps along with bunny spawners on a blood moon and just sit there to make ~20 gold in one night.
I wish someone drew me D:
cha-cityyy:
chibi like or whatever, just draw me. I wonder how I look like in other people’s eyes
Done.
Just bought 7.5 gallons of red Powerade.
They don’t have Gatorade.
I got a bunch of other stuff too but that’s the biggest thing.
