a haiku about making pasta
god fucking dammit
does it really take that long
for water to boil
time for a sh(think of me naked and covered in soapy hot water)ower
Whenever I make funny tags nobody looks at them or reblogs and then writes out the tags
- My girlfriend: Ugh, I need to shower. I look like a disgusting hobo.
- Me: Disgusting hobos turn me on.
- Her: Ew.
- Me: That's why I like to go to parks with you at night.
- Her: That's horrible!
- Me: YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND ME!
- Me: *runs away crying*
- Almost 9 months, you'd think she'd have gotten freaked out by now...