The True (G)entleman

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a haiku about making pasta

god fucking dammit
does it really take that long
for water to boil

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themalnutritiongames:

time for a sh(think of me naked and covered in soapy hot water)ower

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Whenever I make funny tags nobody looks at them or reblogs and then writes out the tags

;_;

Mar 31, 2012

#;_; #Fuck you #I'm hilarious #tags #Notice meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee #I swear to god if somebody reblogs this with these tags written out #Assholes

• My girlfriend: Ugh, I need to shower. I look like a disgusting hobo.
• Me: Disgusting hobos turn me on.
• Her: Ew.
• Me: That's why I like to go to parks with you at night.
• Her: That's horrible!
• Me: YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND ME!
• Me: *runs away crying*
• Almost 9 months, you'd think she'd have gotten freaked out by now...

Mar 31, 2012

#Girlfriend #Hobos #Sexy #Sexy Sexy Hobos #Mmmmm #Well #Now I'm rock hard

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