The True (G)entleman

splinteryourspine:

splinteryourspine:

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

nohax:

basedgosh:

which horny geologist named this mineral

;D

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

fadeintocase:

andrewbatz:

And I hate Homestuck. Thanks alot to the creator for ruining something else i enjoy now i cant drink faygo without some stupid fan coming up to me asking if i like homestuck. wonderful I don’t want to live anymore.

Dude you’re a juggalo, we couldn’t ruin your life any more if we tried.

ancientpower:

remember girls guys won’t like you if you don’t brag about playing call of duty

low job.

tlyudacris:

miaism:

campaign to stop putting raisins in food